Instrument: 1970s Rickenbacker - Low Rider Edition

Other Bands: The Neptunas, Cheap Chick, Madame Pamita's Parlor of Wonders

Birthday: July 5th

Height: 5'7"

Eyes: Blue-Gray

Hair: Brown and Fuschia

Fave color: All the colors of Bakelite

Fave food: Mangos

Fave drink: Milky Tea 

Fave Birdis Song: Any where I'm not singing off-key

Dream Date: Smoking a joint out behind the 7-Eleven in  Wooderson's  Chevelle with the Cheap Trick cranked

Fave Ice Cream Treat: Disneyland Frozen Banana

Collecting Fetish: "Just Half a Cup" cups and cedar tourist trap souvenirs

Fave TV show: Rocky and Bullwinkle

Best facial feature: "American Gothic" cheekbones

Most Prized Possession: Andrew's virginity

Fave book: Caramelo by Sandra Cisneros and any books by L. Frank Baum

Celebrity Obsession: Kristian Hoffman

Fave city: Chicago

Secret other life: Tree-huggin', skinny-dippin', Art Nouveau stylin', left-wingin', New Age meditatin', hippy vegetarian

If I won the lottery, I would probably: blow it all on hookers and coke.  or diet coke.

Greatest band aspiration: To have a tour bus with "Las Birdinumnums" painted in script on the side drive us to our show at the Fabulous Forum

Morning person or Night person: Late night person

Fave saying: "Rats!"

Band nickname: The Mad Scientist

Make-up necessity: "Wine Without End" lip gloss

I Couldn't Live Without: vintage jewelry, un-picked-over thriftshops and used bookstores

Heritage: Scots-Irish and Ukranian

Celebrity look-alike: I don't know, but whoever they are, they're one lucky celebrity to look like me!

Fave season: Summer

Fave Movie: Vertigo

Worst Nightmare: Standing in line at the DMV (My latest drivers license has a photo of me crying)

What I Want for my birthday: White cake, vanilla ice cream, vintage jewelry, oddball instruments and fishnet stockings

Person I'd most like to find: Gwyn Adams - my best friend in Junior High

Past Life: Music Hall Entertainer