Instrument: meat thermometer
Other Bands: are inferior.
Birthday: 12-25-0001
Height: and Ashbury
Eyes: Bette Davis
Hair: feathered
Fave color: cement
Fave food: guilt
Fave drink: Charles Nelson Reilly
Fave Birdinumnums Song: Harper Valley PTA
Fave Band: Van Hagar
Dream Date: Tootie
Ice Cream Treat: Dr. Pepper float
Collecting Fetish: making a toe jam football
Fave TV show: She's The Sheriff
Best facial feature: double chin
Most Prized Possession: my virginity
Fave book: Dictionary Of Spoken Spanish
Celebrity Obsession: Greg Evigan
Fave City: Chocolate City
Secret other life: This is my secret other life. don't tell anyone in my real life about this.
If I won the lottery, I would probably: get a haircut
Greatest band aspiration: to climb Mt Everest
Morning person or Night person: ask me tonight
Fave saying: Where's The Beef
Band nickname: The Dirty Dumdums
Make-up necessity: a sincere apology
Couldn't Live Without: air, water, and a strong desire to keep living.
Heritage: British bastard
Celebrity look-alike: Scarlett Johansson
Fave season: rosemary
Fave Movie: The Boy In The Plastic Bubble
Worst Nightmare: I was underwater for nine months holding onto a rope that seemed to be attached to my stomach. Then I was shot through a narrow tunnel and everything got bright and loud all of a sudden. Next thing I remember, I was in Texas. terrifying.
What I Want for my birthday: a pony
Person I'd most like to find: Frank Stalone
Past Life: I was a pomegranate.
